call me Dandy - 18 they/them i like music and the paranormal

rumwik:

It’s time for a tutorial! Here are some nice things you should give to bees!

Someone: Raising a family is hard
Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other
Someone: What?
Necromancer: What?

swarnpert:

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

ianstagram:

turnipfritters:

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward

alexandot:

why are you all so afraid of admitting that the great mouse detective is the best sherlock holmes adaption

allnewpocketpsycho:

humunanunga:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

Jackpot

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This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

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I lost count

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

A leprechaun probably died where you picked these there’s no other explanation

batlabels:

DEATH BEE BEEHIVE TRIP WIRE

corporateaccount:

me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!